| 0 | Mad Uglifies Beauty | cover | 1 | pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk; colors: Tom Bunk; letters: Tom Bunk | |
| 1 | Beautiful Girl of the Month Reads MAD | table of contents | 2 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton | |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Beautification | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Carrie Strachan; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Body Modification Trends of the Future | comic story | 3 | script: Brian Farrelly, Sean Farrelly; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 4 | One Evening at the Health Club | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 6 | Yoga Positions That Occur in Daily Life | comic story | 3 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Darren Johnson; inks: Darren Johnson | |
| 7 | Universal Pet Peeves of Beloved Yoga Masters | comic story | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; colors: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | Charlie Sheen; Betty White; Elena Kagan; Justin Bieber; Lucky Eddie; Helga; Lady Gaga [the Horrible]; Melvin; Jenkins |
| 8 | The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!! | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 9 | The Schlubstance | comic story | 4 | script: Paula Sevenbergen; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía; colors: Hermann Mejía | |
| 10 | The Ten Commandments of Body Piercing | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 11 | MAD Reader! | comic story | 5 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 12 | Make Beautiful Hair Blecch | illustration | 1 | pencils: Frank Frazetta; inks: Frank Frazetta; colors: Frank Frazetta | Ringo Starr |
| 13 | It's Time to Unfollow an Influencer When... | comic story | 2 | script: Ivan Ehlers; pencils: Ivan Ehlers; inks: Ivan Ehlers; colors: Ivan Ehlers | |
| 14 | The Lighter Side of... Health Nuts | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 15 | The Mad Orthodontia Primer | text article | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 16 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Health Spa | comic story | 2 | script: Dick De Bartolo; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Nathan Kane | |
| 17 | A Mad Commentary: Tattoos | cartoon | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 18 | The Miss American Beauty Pageant | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Bert Parks [as Bert Teeth]; Otto Preminger |
| 19 | Signs You're Fixated on Flawlessness | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; colors: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 20 | Unavoidable Exercises for the Urban Dweller | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | A Mad Guide to Radical Self-Improvement | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Bunk; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 22 | Rob Zombie's Beauty Regimen | cartoon | 0.5 | script: Paula Sevenbergen; pencils: Dean MacAdam; inks: Dean MacAdam | |
| 23 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Scott Nickel; pencils: Scott Nickel; inks: Scott Nickel; colors: Scott Nickel | |
| 24 | Which Beauty Treatment Is Most Effective at Raising Eyebrows? | activity | 1 | script: Johnny Sampson; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson; colors: Johnny Sampson | |
| 25 | Bulgin' Belly Burner | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |