| 0 | Artificially [Un]intelligent | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 2 | pencils: Jesse Jacobs; inks: Jesse Jacobs; colors: Jesse Jacobs | |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Automation | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Carrie Strachan; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | If Computers Are So Brilliant... | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 4 | The Future of Job Automation | comic story | 2 | script: Kenny Keil; pencils: John Martz; inks: John Martz; colors: John Martz | |
| 5 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 6 | Meanwhile...; Technically Speaking Dept. | cartoon | 1 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Pia Guerra; inks: Pia Guerra; colors: Pia Guerra | |
| 7 | Truly Logical Transformers | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 8 | Everyday Pet Peeves of Transformers | comic story | 2 | script: Jacob Lambert; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | Transformers |
| 9 | A Guided Tour Through a Steel Foundry | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 10 | The Mad Artifical Intelligence Hate Book | comic story | 3 | script: Johnny Sampson; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson; colors: Johnny Sampson | |
| 11 | A.I. Absolute Idiocy | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Shrek (cameo); William Hurt [as Professor Hubby]; Haley Joel Osment [as DaveNocchio]; Frances O’Connor [as Momica]; Pinocchio (cameo); Eveready the Bear; Jude Law [as Giggle-Low Joe]; Jake Thomas [as Mark’em]; R2-D2 (cameo); Robby the Robot (cameo); Robocop (cameo); Brent Spiner [as Data] (cameo); T |
| 12 | The Mad Computer Primer | comic story | 2 | script: John Boni; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 13 | What Lies Behind the Matching-Jammies Holiday Portrait! | cartoon | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; colors: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 14 | Where Not to Go on Your Winter Break Vacation | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Bob Staake; inks: Bob Staake | |
| 15 | Scenes We'd Like to See: The Abominable Snowman | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | |
| 16 | More Efficient Snow Removal | comic story | 4 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 17 | Frosty the Snowperson | comic story | 1 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams; colors: Jon Adams | |
| 18 | Let's Humanize Those Automated Machines | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 19 | When Delivery Drones Go Bad | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; colors: John Caldwell | |
| 20 | Other “Diseases” of the Machine World | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 21 | If Wishes Were Horses | comic story | 2 | script: Ivan Ehlers; pencils: Ivan Ehlers; inks: Ivan Ehlers; colors: Ivan Ehlers | |
| 22 | Roboslop | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 23 | Rob the Evil Backstabbing Robot | comic story | 0.5 | script: Corey Pandolph; pencils: Corey Pandolph; inks: Corey Pandolph; colors: Corey Pandolph | |
| 24 | Rob the Evil Backstabbing Robot | comic story | 0.5 | script: Corey Pandolph; pencils: Corey Pandolph; inks: Corey Pandolph; colors: Corey Pandolph | The Hulk [Ed Norton]; Father O'Flannity; Choirboy Timmy; Rob; Freddy; Velma; Scooby-Don't; Fantabulaman (and as Robo-Rogue); Radiationman; Snakeman |
| 25 | Meanwhile...; Laugh Chance Dept. | cartoon | 1 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Pia Guerra; inks: Pia Guerra; colors: Pia Guerra | |
| 26 | Robots In Disguise | comic story | 0.25 | script: Scott Bricher; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | Billy Mays; Bill O'Reilly; Keith Olbermann |
| 27 | Almost Perfect Universe | comic story | 0.25 | script: Dakota McFadzean; pencils: Dakota McFadzean; inks: Dakota McFadzean; colors: Dakota McFadzean | |
| 28 | What is One Thing Artists "Get" that A.I. Never Will? | activity | 1 | script: Johnny Sampson; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson; colors: Johnny Sampson | |
| 29 | Giving A.I. the Middle Fingers | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | script: Matt Cohen; pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | |