| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: M. Wartella; inks: M. Wartella; colors: M. Wartella | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 2 | pencils: M. Wartella; inks: M. Wartella; colors: M. Wartella | |
| 2 | Dizzy Merry Poopins Goes to the White House | comic story | 6 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 3 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 4 | Let's Have Fun with a Hospital Visit! | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; colors: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 5 | A Mugshot You Won't Regret Taking | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | Frosty the Snowperson | comic story | 1 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams; colors: Jon Adams; letters: Jon Adams | |
| 7 | Homeland Unsurety Dept. | text story | 1 | script: Stan Sinberg | |
| 8 | Patient Alfred | illustration | 1 | pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; colors: Bill Wray | |
| 9 | Modern Steps to Make It Official | comic story | 1 | script: Casey Boyd, Allie Goertz; pencils: A Person; inks: A Person | |
| 10 | A Mad Look at the Future | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 11 | The Portzebie of Love | cartoon | 1 | script: Steve Vance; pencils: Steve Vance; inks: Steve Vance | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Bob Fingerman; pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; colors: Bob Fingerman; letters: Bob Fingerman | |
| 13 | Aquaman Funnies | comic story | 1 | script: Kerry Callen; pencils: Kerry Callen; inks: Kerry Callen; colors: Kerry Callen; letters: Kerry Callen | Aquaman; Mera |
| 14 | Baby Sittin' | comic story | 4 | script: George Escobar, Bob Lizarraga; pencils: Bob Lizarraga; inks: Bob Lizarraga; colors: Bob Lizarraga; letters: Bob Lizarraga | |
| 15 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Luke McGarry; pencils: Luke McGarry; inks: Luke McGarry; colors: Luke McGarry; letters: Luke McGarry | |
| 16 | Libtard Agenda | illustration | 1 | script: Mary Trainor; pencils: Mary Trainor; inks: Mary Trainor; colors: Mary Trainor | |
| 17 | Naughty Comics | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 18 | The Lighter Side of Hooking Up | comic story | 4 | script: Tammy Golden; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams | |
| 19 | My Pill-Ow! | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mike Loew; inks: Mike Loew; colors: Mike Loew | |
| 20 | The Goodest Place | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Anton Emdin; inks: Anton Emdin | |
| 21 | - | comic story | 0.25 | script: Corey Barba; pencils: Corey Barba; inks: Corey Barba; colors: Corey Barba; letters: Corey Barba | |
| 22 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Todd Clark; pencils: Todd Clark; inks: Todd Clark; colors: Todd Clark; letters: Todd Clark | |
| 23 | - | comic story | 0.5 | script: Steve McGarry; pencils: Steve McGarry; inks: Steve McGarry; colors: Steve McGarry | President Trump |
| 24 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 25 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 26 | Modern Day Baby Firsts | comic story | 0.5 | script: Matt Lassen; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson | |
| 27 | Inspiring Coach Mantras You Rarely Hear | cartoon | 0.5 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Pat Moriarity; inks: Pat Moriarity | |
| 28 | Signs You're in a Bad Birdwatching Group | comic story | 0.5 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Ed Steckley; inks: Ed Steckley | |
| 29 | Boom Operators Protest | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Jason Chatfield; pencils: Jason Chatfield; inks: Jason Chatfield; letters: Jason Chatfield | |
| 30 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Lars Kenseth; pencils: Lars Kenseth; inks: Lars Kenseth; letters: Lars Kenseth | |
| 31 | The Scoop on Forky the Spork from Toy Story 4 | cartoon | 0.5 | script: Kenny Keil; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 32 | - | letters page | 3 | script: Alex Taffer | |
| 33 | Two Dogs Boning | text story | 1 | script: Chris Stephens; pencils: Paul Hornschemeier; inks: Paul Hornschemeier | |
| 34 | - | comic story | 0.6 | script: Robbie Papenfus; pencils: Mike Holmes; inks: Mike Holmes; letters: Mike Holmes | |
| 35 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |