| 0 | Crazy Clips Superman II | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Larkin; inks: Bob Larkin; colors: Bob Larkin | Superman [Clark Kent; Kal-El]; Obnoxio the Clown; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems] |
| 1 | The Fortune Teller | comic story | 1 | script: Jack Sparling; pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | - | letters page | 1.67 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 4 | - | letters page | 0.33 | script: ? [as Obnoxio the Clown]; letters: typeset | Obnoxio the Clown (illo) |
| 5 | Sooperman Too | comic story | 6 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Bob Camp; inks: Bob Camp | Sooperman [Cluck Cant]; Lois Paine; Werry Frite; President Ronald Reagan; VILLAINS: Bor-El; General Sod; Urker |
| 6 | Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 1 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 7 | Halloween Night | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Bob McLeod; inks: Bob McLeod; letters: Bob McLeod | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bruno [as Wolverine]; a vampire |
| 8 | The Magnificient Fantasy... ...and the Moronic Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire | |
| 9 | Dirk McGirk's History Report: The American Resolution | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | George Watchington; Benzadrine Arnold; Nathan Allan; Benjamin Frankly; Ethan Hail |
| 10 | Crazy Contest #5 | activity | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]; Nebbish |
| 11 | If They Were Alive Today | comic story | 3 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor | Amelia Earhart; Queen Victoria; Martha "Calamity Jane" Canary; Betsy Ross; Pocahontes; Helen Keller; Carry Nation; Cleopatra; Joan of Arc; Harriet Tubman; Lizzy Borden; Golda Meir; Florence Nightingale |
| 12 | The Siematic-Smasher | comic story | 2 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood | Aunty Nuke; Gee Whiz Kids [Elmo; Evita] |
| 13 | Crazy Looks at Trick-or-Treating | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag | |
| 14 | Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 2 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 15 | Haunted House of Halloween Horror | activity | 3 | script: Steve Mellor; pencils: Steve Mellor; inks: Steve Mellor; letters: Steve Mellor | The Kinetic Kids |
| 16 | The Cosmic Fantasy... ...and the Caustic Reality | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | |
| 17 | Night of the Living Hand! | photo story | 5 | script: Dan Gutman; pencils: Dan Gutman; inks: Dan Gutman | Pinky; Index; Uncle Morty (zombie hand) |
| 18 | Great Poems Shortened into Limericks | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Gary Kwapisz; inks: Gary Kwapisz | |
| 19 | Obnoxio the Clown Funpages | activity | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 20 | The Eleventh Hour Special | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris | Behemoth Jack; The Whom; Sceevy Wonder; Pat Beenatart |
| 21 | Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 3 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | |
| 22 | M*U*S*H in Vietnam | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gumen; pencils: Kent Gamble; inks: Kent Gamble | Gawkeye Fierce; General Potty; B.S.; Leech; Lt. Calley; Sgt. Klungon; Margarrote; Cheerless; Colonel Blake |
| 23 | Oh No! Sold Out Again?!? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 24 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | |
| 25 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 37 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor | |