| 0 | Do-It-Yourself Comic Book | cover | 1 | pencils: John Byrne; inks: Terry Austin; letters: Irv Watanabe | Cyclops; Storm; Wolverine; Sprite; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Professor X; Iceman; Havok; Obnoxio the Clown |
| 1 | Here Are Your Cut-Out Figures! | activity | 1 | | Spider-Man; Thing; Magneto |
| 2 | - | letters page | 1.67 | letters: typeset | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Plot-Device Man |
| 3 | - | letters page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | Obnoxio the Clown |
| 4 | Reality Island | comic story | 6 | script: Dana Kadison; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg; letters: Marian Stensgard | Mr. wRetch; Taboo; A. Rich Seagull (writer); Ms. Garden; Skunkman [J. Barnsworth Mellington III]; Maynard Mellington |
| 5 | No Deposit, No Return Part 1 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | fisherman; a Genie |
| 6 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Jim Owsley; pencils: Bob McLeod; inks: Bob McLeod; letters: Bob McLeod | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bobby; Herb "Hoobie" Meany; Mrs. Meany; Ms. Meany; Jordan |
| 7 | The Dizzying Fantasy... and the Disastrous Reality. | comic story | 1 | script: Mary Wilshire; pencils: Mary Wilshire; inks: Mary Wilshire; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 8 | Dirk McGirks's Histery of Artwerk | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Michael Carlin | Dirk McGirk; Miss Constrop; cravemen; Ejiptian Mummsy; Leotardo DaVinchi; Rodan; Mike Duglas; Rick Little; Michael Ann Jello; David Frosty; David Kaminsky; Salvatore Dolly; Pablo Picolo; Vincent "Vinnie" Van Goo; John Naigey; Venus Paradox |
| 9 | Obnoxio the Clown Funpages | activity | 2 | script: Virgil Diamond; pencils: Alan Kupperberg; inks: Alan Kupperberg | Obnoxio the Clown; Fido; Charles Manson (mentioned) |
| 10 | No Deposit, No Return Part 2 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | fisherman; a Genie |
| 11 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Steve Smallwood; inks: Steve Smallwood; letters: Marian Stensgard | Aunty Nuke; Gee Whiz Kids [Elmo; Evita] |
| 12 | The Masterful Fantasy... and the Miserable Reality. | comic story | 1 | script: Gary Hallgren; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren; letters: Marian Stensgard | Percy; Teddy; Percy's mother |
| 13 | Crazy Looks at the Crazy Office | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Ned Sonntag; inks: Ned Sonntag; letters: Marian Stensgard | Crazy Magazine [Editor; Foot Editor; Knee Editor; Head Editor; Teen Hulk [Chester Weems] (behind the scenes); Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack (mentioned); the janitor; Chest Editor; Editor of Crazy Looks At] |
| 14 | No Deposit, No Return Part 3 | comic story | 1 | script: Kovacs; pencils: Kovacs; inks: Kovacs; letters: Kovacs | fisherman; a Genie |
| 15 | Thanskgiving Pageant | activity | 3 | script: Stephen Mellor; pencils: Stephen Mellor; inks: Stephen Mellor; letters: Stephen Mellor | Kinetic Kids [Brisbane; Timmy; Leo; Vedmar; Beezer]; Miss Blogun |
| 16 | Spider-Man Tickles the Torch | comic story | 6 | script: Marc Bilgrey; pencils: Jack Kirby; inks: Steve Ditko; letters: Joe Albelo | Doris Evans, Ben Grimm, Human Torch, Invisible Girl, Mister Fantastic, Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Spider-Man, Johnny Storm, Susan Storm Richards, The Thing |
| 17 | Macie's Thanksgiving Day Parade Rejects | comic story | 3 | script: Susan Bissett; pencils: Arnoldo Franchioni; inks: Arnoldo Franchioni; letters: Marian Stensgard | Mr. Macy; Mrs. Macy (mentioned); judges; Fioruggi; Bazooga Joe; Pesty; Lura Renska Fan Club; Gloria Vanderbuilt; Jury Inc; Nebbish [Irving Nebbish] |
| 18 | The Audio-Visual Squad Member's Guide to Dating | comic story | 4 | script: Paul Kupperberg; pencils: Pat Broderick; inks: Armando Gil; letters: Marian Stensgard | |
| 19 | Crazy Contest#6 | activity | 1 | letters: typeset | Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Nebbish [Irving Nebbish]; Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack; Kinetic Kids; Aunty Nuke |
| 20 | - | comic story | 2 | script: David Allikas; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Marian Stensgard | Behemoth Jack; Juiced Newton (mentioned); Ted No-gent (mentioned) |
| 21 | The Hunchback of Notre Doom | comic story | 5 | pencils: Joe Maneely; inks: Joe Maneely | Quasimudpuddle [Henri Hero]; Boltro; Mr. Bong (dies); Lilly Bong (dies); Fifi Lala; Count Gigolo |
| 22 | Rat Reborn | comic story | 7 | script: Tom Sutton; pencils: Tom Sutton; inks: P. A. Flynn | Rat [Ratso Rhotten]; the Precinct Cat; Man-Thingy (dies); Sunk-Mariner [Prince No-More]; the Subway Flasher; the Vampire; Rats of the World; Rupert; Lucinda |
| 23 | For Your Eyes, Baloney | comic story | 5 | script: Murad Gumen; pencils: Dave Morris; inks: Dave Morris; letters: Marian Stensgard | Double-Oaf-Seven [James Boon] (dies); Blowhard (dies); Codumbro; Killer Diver; Dr. Nope (mentioned); Goldfungus (mentioned); M & M (dies); "Q"; Moaningpuny; Hitman Goonzales (dies); Malaria; Malaria's father (dead, mentioned); Awri Potatoes; Baby Doll; Eerie Creature; Loco |
| 24 | Do-It-Yourself Comic Book | comic story | 16 | script: Steve Skeates; pencils: Joe Albelo, Terry Austin, John Buscema, Dave Cockrum, Armando Gil, Larry Hama; inks: Joe Albelo, Terry Austin, John Buscema, Dave Cockrum, Armando Gil, Larry Hama; letters: John Morelli, Rick Parker, Joe Rosen | X-Men [Beast; Colossus; Polaris; Angel; Havok; Banshee; Iceman; Cyclops; Storm; Wolverine; Nightcrawler; Sprite]; Thor; Silver Surfer; Iron Fist; Obnoxio the Clown; Moon Knight; Spider-Woman; Spider-Man; Howard the Duck; Stan Laurel; Oliver Hardy; Hulk; Dr. Octopus; Popeye; J. Wellington Wimpy; Dr. |
| 25 | Michael Carlin's Thanksgiving Page O'Stuff... ing | cartoon | 1 | script: Michael Carlin; pencils: Michael Carlin; inks: Michael Carlin; letters: Mike Carlin | Michael Carlin; Sally (dies); Bill (dies); Meat-Loaf [Chuck Chopped] (mentioned) |
| 26 | - | activity | 1 | | Dr. Doom; Hulk; Phoenix; Doombot |
| 27 | Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 38 | comic story | 1 | script: Dick Codor; pencils: Dick Codor; inks: Dick Codor; letters: Marian Stensgard | |